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November 2009

Nov 29, 2009
#must see movie
Nov 29, 2009
Jim Jarmusch's Golden Rules

http://www.moviemaker.com/directing/article/jim_jarmusch_2972/

Rule #1: There are no rules. There are as many ways to make a film as there are potential filmmakers. It’s an open form. Anyway, I would personally never presume to tell anyone else what to do or how to do anything. To me that’s like telling someone else what their religious beliefs should be. Fuck that. That’s against my personal philosophy—more of a code than a set of “rules.” Therefore, disregard the “rules” you are presently reading, and instead consider them to be merely notes to myself. One should make one’s own “notes” because there is no one way to do anything. If anyone tells you there is only one way, their way, get as far away from them as possible, both physically and philosophically.

Rule #2: Don’t let the fuckers get ya. They can either help you, or not help you, but they can’t stop you. People who finance films, distribute films, promote films and exhibit films are not filmmakers. They are not interested in letting filmmakers define and dictate the way they do their business, so filmmakers should have no interest in allowing them to dictate the way a film is made. Carry a gun if necessary.

Also, avoid sycophants at all costs. There are always people around who only want to be involved in filmmaking to get rich, get famous, or get laid. Generally, they know as much about filmmaking as George W. Bush knows about hand-to-hand combat.

Rule #3: The production is there to serve the film. The film is not there to serve the production. Unfortunately, in the world of filmmaking this is almost universally backwards. The film is not being made to serve the budget, the schedule, or the resumes of those involved. Filmmakers who don’t understand this should be hung from their ankles and asked why the sky appears to be upside down.

Rule #4: Filmmaking is a collaborative process. You get the chance to work with others whose minds and ideas may be stronger than your own. Make sure they remain focused on their own function and not someone else’s job, or you’ll have a big mess. But treat all collaborators as equals and with respect. A production assistant who is holding back traffic so the crew can get a shot is no less important than the actors in the scene, the director of photography, the production designer or the director. Hierarchy is for those whose egos are inflated or out of control, or for people in the military. Those with whom you choose to collaborate, if you make good choices, can elevate the quality and content of your film to a much higher plane than any one mind could imagine on its own. If you don’t want to work with other people, go paint a painting or write a book. (And if you want to be a fucking dictator, I guess these days you just have to go into politics…).

Rule #5: Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds, bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is nonexistent. And don’t bother concealing your thievery—celebrate it if you feel like it. In any case, always remember what Jean-Luc Godard said: “It’s not where you take things from—it’s where you take them to.”

Nov 29, 2009
box office!

The Twilight Saga: New Moon bites a big chunk outta the box office. For the second week in a row.

  1. The Twilight Saga: New Moon - $42.5M
  2. The Blind Side - $40.1M
  3. 2012 - $18M
  4. Old Dogs - $16.8
  5. A Christmas Carol - $16M
  6. Ninja Assassin - $13.1M
  7. Planet 51 - $10.2M
  8. Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire - $7.09M
  9. Fantastic Mr. Fox - $7.02M
  10. Men Who Stare at Goats - $1.52M
Nov 29, 2009
last week @ the movies (11/23/09 - 11/29/09)

  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller)
  • A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints (dir. Dito Montiel)
  • The Big Lebowski (dir. The Coen brothers)
  • Kung Fu Panda (rewatch, dir. Mark Osborne, John Stevenson)
  • Black Dynamite (dir. Scott Sanders)
  • Paper Heart (dir. Nicholas Jasenovec)
  • V For Vendetta (rewatch, dir. James McTeigue)
  • Up (rewatch, dir. Pete Docter, Bob Petersen)
  • Ninja Assassin (dir. James McTeigue)
  • The Matrix (rewatch, dir. The Wachowski brothers)
  • Grosse Pointe Blank (dir. George Armitage)
Nov 29, 2009
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Nov 28, 2009
Why Breaking Dawn must be made into a movie. → chud.com

I found this great article over at Chud.com and basically it says why the final chapter of the over popularized vampire saga MUST be made into a movie. Now, I haven’t read Breaking Dawn but having seen this article, it is absolutely critical that I find myself a copy and read it. The aw-shucks tweensy vampire saga that teenage girls love (and their moms too) takes a grisly right turn over at Fucking Insane street and I wanna be one of the people inside the cinema that has that smirk on my face as the tweeners (and their moms too) gasp in disbelief as their favorite characters commit un-PG13 acts.

BUT, knowing the Hollywood system I doubt the grisly parts of Breaking Dawn will ever make it to the big screen. Wild vampire sex, undead vampire babies and some undertone hints at pedophilia. Now, who would want that shit in a money makin’ multi-million franchise?

but still, David Cronenberg directing this shit? I will watch 100 million times if that ever happens.

Nov 28, 2009
Play
Nov 28, 2009
A man walks into a doctor's surgery and says "doctor, I'm not gay or anything but when I look at myself in a mirror I keep getting an erection"

to which the doctor replies “well I’m not at all surprised, you look like a cunt”.

Nov 28, 2009
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