“ISIS agents are required, at all times, to be equipped with two cyanide capsules — a primary capsule and a reserve, in the event the primary fails to activate properly — which are to be used if the agent faces imminent capture by the enemy. The capsules are actually ceramic crowns custom-molded to the agent’s rear-most molars and designed to shatter when he/she bites down with a minimum of 150 pounds of force, causing nearly instantaneous death. Yeah, no thanks.
I had Krieger replace the cyanide in one of my capsules with Binaca, and in the other with Xanax. That way I’m ready for pretty much whatever the day may have in store for me.” from “How to Spy: Gadgets” in How to Archer by Sterling Archer (via leighway)
I had Krieger replace the cyanide in one of my capsules with Binaca, and in the other with Xanax. That way I’m ready for pretty much whatever the day may have in store for me.” from “How to Spy: Gadgets” in How to Archer by Sterling Archer (via leighway)
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