(Source: nevertravelled)
Archer typography.
(Source: leighway)
“I generally eat out. I know, I know, I’ve heard all the arguments against it: it’s a waste of money, you have no control over how much salt and saturated fats are in restaurant food, and you can’t be sure you’re eating locally. But, if I may, let me respond to each of those arguments:
1. Expense account. 2. I’m pretty sure that any chef in any restaurant with at least two stars in the Guide Michelin knows how much salt and saturated fat is supposed to go into my exquisite meal. 3. Kill yourself.” from “How to Dine: Dining Out” in How to Archer by Sterling Archer (via leighway)
1. Expense account. 2. I’m pretty sure that any chef in any restaurant with at least two stars in the Guide Michelin knows how much salt and saturated fat is supposed to go into my exquisite meal. 3. Kill yourself.” from “How to Dine: Dining Out” in How to Archer by Sterling Archer (via leighway)
MALLORY: Why the hell were you drinking?!
STERLING: Uh, hello? It’s a party!
MALLORY: It’s a baby shower! For the bastard child you humped into a filthy whore!
STERLING: …So I’m obviously not saying now, but one of these days, you are gonna make the best grandma ever.Archer 2.03 “Blood Test”
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